We all know that sex sells. Perhaps not as much with the economy in such bad shape, but still we can't deny it. Today I found out something else about sex, by helping people have it, you can fight terrorism. An article in the Washington Post explains how CIA agents were able to convince older Warlords to try the drug in hopes of gaining their trust. Some days later on the agents return trip the Warlords were very pleased, one is quoted saying "you are a great man" when greeting the clever CIA folks. By pleasing the Warlords the CIA is given more freedom to conduct its 'business' and keep us safe here back home.
Let's look at the basics of using Viagra vs not using it.
Without;
Terrorism -> CIA -> unhappy Warlords -> Terrorism
With;
Terrorism -> CIA -> Viagra -> Warlords doing what Warlords love to do --> Less Terrorism
It's so simple it's scary.
So ok, 60 year old Warlords with many young wives love Viagra. Makes perfect sense. It got me wondering what else is Viagra doing around the world these days. It's one of many items moved through tunnels connecting Gaza to the Egyptian border. Some may say these items are being smuggled. If you mean smuggled as under the radar, then sure. But if you mean smuggled like they are doing something wrong, I have to disagree. Items other then the glorious Viagra making their way through the tunnel, examples being livestock and fuel. The people in Gaza won't be enjoying nice things such as food and power soon. If a guy in Milwaukee knows about these tunnels... well you get the picture.
Three unfortunates were caught stealing Viagra in New Delhi, they had been at it for a while. How about David Vos out of Elkhorn, Wisconsin. Caught selling Viagra to an undercover police officer. Deputy DA Joshua Gruba isn't too worried about Vos. It's not like he's selling heroin or cocaine, although there is a price to pay. And what is the price of selling $80 of illegal Viagra to an under cover cop? 90 days in Jail. Exciting.
Lastly, Viagra is dead, or will be someday. That's if you want to get a microchip implanted in your brain instead of taking a little blue pill. Scientists at Oxford University working on treatment for Parkinson's disease have found that stimulating the obritofrontal cortex one can increase their sex drive. I can't wait to see spam emails for sexual enhancement through brain surgery in my inbox!
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